Thursday, July 08, 2010

Eve teasing

If I begin to tell you people what happened today, I am sure half wont believe me! But girls trust me, if ever you have been stalked/stared at or harassed by wanna be's on road/on bikes/in the car/or any moving vehicle, this trick can do wonders.

I am sure most of the girls have been followed by guys on bikes/cars/sometimes even trucks more than once! Our first instincts are mostly to slow down and let them drive ahead of us or drive faster than them so that they cant follow us. Today was one of the those days and the guys in question were two men in police uniform on a bike. After trying to avoid their gaze, I was convinced I would stop by a traffic police wala and complain about them. Being stared by civilians gets me kicking their butts, these were police constables!! How irresponsible and totally intolerable!!! I was deciding when to stop and deciding what to tell them or the traffic guy, they had already crossed the guy and I followed them. And thats when it struck me... why was I trying to run away from these gits! Why on earth should I be taking all the pain to not look ahead and drive, so I drove exactly behind them, eyes on the pillion rider and I followed them like their shadow.

The effect -

The pillion rider thought I would go away. So he kept looking behind to check where was I. I tailed there bike like a shadow, honked and shooed others away in between and made sure they were not out of sight. The evil grin vanished from the pillion riders face, the turning of head was replaced by hesitant glances and he even once touched his back of the shirts(like I do when I am conscious when someone's staring there).

The one who was riding the bike, adjusted the rear view mirror. He stared into the mirror, I stared into his face in the mirror. His laughter vanished, I guess my unscathed stare unarmed him too and even he stopped staring. Finally, finally after tailing them for almost 15 minutes, I took a turn and they kept driving. And as far as I can remember, neither of them turned to get a second look.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol...guys and gals who ever reads this blog regularly...this is not the first time she has done that...she can scare a hell of people when she sets rolling :)

nikhil said...

i agree with d first comment...interesting to know guys are being eve-teased too lolz...:P
and yeah this trick can actually work smetimes.... :P

Nitin said...

You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you. An absolute innovative way of tackling the nuisance :)

I will propagate it further !! clap clap ..

BTW... Bravery is the only one who knows when you're afraid :)

Samir said...

LOL!! Must say, quite an interesting way to harass eve-teasers. :D

Jay Bhatt said...

I hope those "eve teasers" have a blog to write what happened to them...

Ha Ha Ha...

Anonymous said...

Awesome!! I've also had good results with staring back right in the eye of the starers!! :D

Vini said...

Hehehehehheheh!!! She has lashed rabaris in the basements and slapped lukhkha's at d pan ka gallas!!! lhahaah!!!! I am proud of yew my sister!! I love yew to death!!!!

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