I cannot stand men who wear orange colored shirts. Monkey wash jeans/embroidered/patch worked jeans are a big no no. And high waists make me roll my eyes.
Men who wear florals to work teamed up with yellow/occur yellow trousers.
Men who never wear denims. I call them uncles because of their selective sense of dressing.
Men who wear jeans which ill fits at the crotch region. Ugh uh! Spare me of the 'V'.
Young men who wear tees on top of pyjamas. Suicidal!
Men who resemble Rajiv Bhalla of 12/24 Karolbaag! I hate his manikchand stained teeth(I pity his wife who'll get snogged by him everyday, yuk yuk!), I feel like kicking his huge belly and chopping of his littly stubby fingers. And the gold chain that he wears is OMG so out of date.
Men who wear shades inside the car which has tinted windows.
Men with tight fitting jeans. Tight at the butt, tight at the crotch. Thats too much of bulge to handle!
Men with spiked hair/gelled hair/middle parting/straightened hair
And last
Men with chaddis stuck in their butts. Ignorant insolent fools! Idiots who don't know the C of Chivalry.
PS : There, see I said it.
6 comments:
LOL!! I must say thats quite an impressive list of 'fashion no no's which, if followed, could actually halve the wardrobes of a few guys. And leave a lot less people to stare at on the streets.
PS: i m sure there are better things to look at than 'jockeys and macromans' on amdavad streets. If not then i ll thank my stars that i m not there now.:-)
PPS: if u made this list while driving.. PLEASE..next time concentrate on the road.:-D
impressive observation didi...i agree with samir..if all the guys start following this,,half of them would run out of clothes...n sorry but i dont agree with the gelled hair thing...n there are half of the guys who intentionally shw their jockeys n wear low waist jeans...n one more thing how did you notice only these ad boards n not the other ones...heheheh...
hahahahahha omg... i m ROFL. Everything so true. And one more line to add to it..
~ Men who wear cheap tight undies and then adjusting them every other minute. and also the onez who buckle their regular pants (not denims) under their huge belly n put a round neck t-shirt over it. ITS JUST SO....!
But a tall well built guy in white shirt and blue denim is just so wow!
YEs! But aajkal to saala white shirt and blue denims bhi har kisi ke pass hain!! Lekin haaye sach boli tu..Boys should dress properly.. I dont mind looking :P
what i think..after ..and during readin this is...that u hate EVERY livng boy on this planet!!
babes!!lets wait for some alien!!
You know our boy stories! More than half we don't bother giving a second look, the rest are either taken or are no brainers. We surely have to keep our eyes glued to the skies!!!
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