Rants of a 17 year old 'single' school boy...

Excerpt from my and Nicks conversation. Go on read it. You'd laugh. I did too!…exams: vaise it was interesting to knw k school affairs turn into marriage kabhi socha nhi tha.
me: yes childhood se saath mein nursery se amazing na.exams: Didi pata hai two of my friends have gfs jinke liye unse jyada unke ghar par main jooth bolta hun unki gfs kaisi hai?me: kiski hai?exams: do frnds hai unki. yaar dono ki gfs agar unse jhagada ho to blade se haath ya per par cuts kar deti hai. height of madness!! n fir vo dono rote hai mere samne aakr...n i cnt see any1 crying...itna gussa aata hai k pucho mat....yaar aisa karte hi kyun honge!!me: pyar andha hai.:P sabko dekhne ka and observe. dont get involved. that’s how u d know what u shud do and what u shudnt.exams: didi andha to pata chal gya lekin pagal to nhi hai.me: ab andha hai to thokar to khayega hi na ;)exams: vo do frnds mein se mjhe ek bolta hai k u wil 100% fall in luv but only once n that too madly. i said dnt wry tum logon se puri training mil rhi hai. unki gfs ko mjhe samjhane ka...jhooth mujhe bolne ka unke ghar par jhooth bolne mein to expert ban gya hun. hehehe. 3-4 baar to aisa hua hai k vo dono ladkiyon k phn mere ghr par aagye hai une bat krne ke liye aur phn uthaya hai mummy ne to mummy ko bhi jhooth bolo aur kaise bhi baat ghumao.me: he he. dosti mein karna padta hai reexams: sahi mein didi kisi din miloge na to bataunga itni lambi list hai: stupidity ki lovers ki k has has k pagal ho jao.me: ispar main blog likhne wali hun. soon.  exams: jaise apni mammu ko bhi gadhe tu tu karke bulate hain. Lekin gf chhoti ho to bhi aap is par main aapko bhot material de sakta hun.me: hahahahaexams: "HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY OF LOVERS"me: hmmmhhheheheexams: phn rakhte time pehle aap rakho pehle aap rakho. bhot baar to fir main haar mankr bolta hun laa main hi phn rkh deta hun. fir didi abhi 2 din pehle ki hi baat....vo ek frnd ne first kiss ki hgi...to sidha ghr par agya aur pagalon ki tarah uchal rha hai.me: hahahhahahahahexams: jaise 2 saal k bachche ko choc diladihad hai yaarme: hahahahahahahahe was like ke he kissed!exams: yup  exactly.  Bole maine kiss kiya aur bolta hai vo bhi pehli baar main bola pehli baar hi hga na practice thdi krta hai ghar par. Phone rakhne se pehle i luv u bolne ka hi...agr na bolo to fir msg aata hai k gussa ho kya? upar se phn ke bill mere badhane ke...  me: shit!!! hahahahahahahahhaexams: vo kehte haina,"SANKAT SAMY NI SAANKAL ETLE NIKHIL." me: hhahahahahahaha. exams: TO FIR KHICHTE HI JANE KI JAISE me: yeh sab main mere blog mein daalne wali hun. exams: SAALA KHICHTE HI REHTE HAINHEHEHEAAP BOLO UTNA MATERIAL HAI DIDI. MAIN PURI PICTURE BANA SAKTA HUN. 2 SAAL KA EXPERIENCE HAIHEHEHEHEme: hahahahahahahah exams: ek bolta hai meri bday par gf k liye room mein candles se i luv u likhungamain bola likh...ur wish. me: :Pexams: to bolta hai vo likhe ga tu aur candle ke paise bhi tu nikalega me: wat!!!!exams: to fir saala sab kaam mujhe hi krne de na...tu kyun jata hai. unki gf k liye wallet khali kru main..bat kre mere phn se aur main aaj tak mila nhi hun kisi se bhi. ek bolta hai interview mein k maine social wrk bhi kya hai. main bola tune social wrk ne gf work kiya hai. saala upar se ek numbr k kanjus. didi just imagine hotel mein lekar gaya. 3 ghnte baitha rha aur bill kitna?sirf 30 Rupees. Kya date hai...waah...mashallah.me: hahahahahahahahah... 30 rupeeesss...hahahahahaha.isse kahin zaada to mere aur aditi ke outing mein lagte hain!!! exams: just imagine....aur dusra pehli baar gaya to 500 kharch kar aaya... fir bolta hai usme ghr ke phn ke bill k paise the so mjhe dena..maine jitna kharcha khud ke upar nhi kiya usse jyada unki gfs par kiya hai..isse achcha maine koi pata li hoti to agle 2 saal tak khush rehti. "PYAR KE SIDE EFFECTS--PART 2"aisi picture banni chahiye. uske dialogues main likhunga.....blockbuster banegi 100% me: Pyar ke real effects... sureeeeeeeheheheexams: actually... chalo didi ne gtg to study.. keep laughing imagining those thingsme: hehehesame hereexams: bye....tc...cya..gd...n take some rest....me: hmmm